"hey i’ve never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey’s syrup girl bef—"
I would never tell a man his dick or man tits are disgusting because I have this thing called respect and understand that other people have insecurities. A lot of you one here are truly so rude. And yes some women are like that, they’re rude but you guys really are the cherry on top for picking out people’s insecurities. I’m sorry that the only titty you had to suck on was your mother’s when you were a child, you fucking dumbass bitch.
"ZING! OH MAN I GOT HER AGAIN. I tell you, there is nothing better than walking around in formal wear and ridiculously oversized sunglasses and making fun of middle schoolers. Damn, Chiba, you are the MAN. This has put me in such a great mood, I might live it up and repot my plants a few days ahead of schedule. LIVING THE LIFE."
I’ve turned pro.
im gonna need to see ur license and regist- oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir
i was high as fuck last night
Amy Adams as the new image for the Max Mara Accessories Fall Winter 2014-15 Campaign.